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[hyphenated]

-OFF OF ME!

[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]

Ugh... What are you?

[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]

Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]

And finally this device-

[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]

-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.

[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]

Someone get this thing off me. Now.

Comments

[audio] 1/probably 3

[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, it sure is good to be back in civilization, where you can wake up to a nice cup of tea. As much as Kayneth disliked modern technology, these Pokegear things were far too useful to ignore, especially given that there was no magical alternative.

So, he'd gotten into a routine of checking it every morning over tea, which is going to prove inconvenient once he checks it and gets this.]

[Video]

[tobeyourhero]

Hey, hey! Cheer up now! When you're about to go on a wild adventure, you have to have a better attitude.

[audio]

[learnedwaterpledge]

[Ugh, all that noise.

...but on the other hand, she's relieved someone else is reacting to this world pull properly.]

But don't assume so fast this is an attack on you or something. You're not the only one who's landed in this place.

[Audio]

[foolishwren]

Consequences of whose actions?

_{[Yeah, she knows some people start off assuming they were willfully kidnapped by actual people... hell, that's sort of what SHE assumed at first. But she's also a bit of a jerk so she'll just go ahead and start off making that sound like an absurd assumption. :Ib]}