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Jun. 4th, 2012 04:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hyphenated-OFF OF ME!
[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]
Ugh... What are you?
[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]
Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]
And finally this device-
[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]
-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.
[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]
Someone get this thing off me. Now.
[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]
Ugh... What are you?
[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]
Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]
And finally this device-
[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]
-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.
[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]
Someone get this thing off me. Now.
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on 2012-06-10 03:47 pm (UTC)Because I'm pretty sure if any one person brought you here, it's nobody you know.
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on 2012-06-10 08:08 pm (UTC)[Audio]
on 2012-06-11 06:02 am (UTC)You'll figure out you're barkin' up the wrong tree sooner or later.
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on 2012-06-15 03:42 pm (UTC)[Audio]
on 2012-06-15 11:25 pm (UTC)[But it isn't, so she just adopts a slightly smug tone.]
It does when you've been here long enough to know that whatever the reason people are brought here, it sure ain't because of some personal grudge by some asshole in their world.
Just sayin'.
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on 2012-06-19 12:08 am (UTC)Oh my. How truly smart of you, to have the experience of longevity and yet to simply insult those who have not. Truly, you are a master.
[Her voice is utterly scorn-filled.]
[Audio] sob she can be such an asshole, I'm sorry
on 2012-06-19 02:12 am (UTC)I don't take it back, though.
[Audio] Nooo, it's fiiiiine. XDD
on 2012-06-29 10:27 pm (UTC)Probably.]At any rate, I have no intention of indulging your impudence. The children of today are so badly brought up.
[Audio] <333
on 2012-07-01 02:30 am (UTC)[Audio]
on 2012-07-09 03:05 am (UTC)I will regret asking, but jammed up where?
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on 2012-07-09 07:56 am (UTC)... Your ass.
I'm talking about your ass.
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on 2012-07-11 01:27 pm (UTC)I'm neither flexible enough for that, nor interested in it. Now please desist from using such vile language around me.
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on 2012-07-12 06:21 am (UTC)Anyway. Vile language kinda comes with the whole 'impudence' thing, sooooo...
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on 2012-07-22 10:14 pm (UTC)[Audio]
on 2012-07-24 06:02 am (UTC)What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.