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Jun. 4th, 2012 04:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hyphenated-OFF OF ME!
[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]
Ugh... What are you?
[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]
Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]
And finally this device-
[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]
-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.
[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]
Someone get this thing off me. Now.
[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]
Ugh... What are you?
[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]
Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]
And finally this device-
[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]
-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.
[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]
Someone get this thing off me. Now.
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on 2012-06-04 08:51 pm (UTC)he should have broken that a little more gently
oh god]
...you have to train creatures called Pokemon. I'm assuming you have one.
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on 2012-06-05 12:11 am (UTC)[Good work, Kayneth.]
So far, the most magical thing it has managed to do is to do awful things with my ankle!
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on 2012-06-05 12:40 am (UTC)[what kinds of awful things
does he need to hurt it]
...In any case, most of them are fairly useful elemental familiars. I can probably ensure that I have something servicable for you by the time we meet up.
[because they're totally going to meet up, there is no question of that]
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on 2012-06-05 12:45 am (UTC)[Maybe.
...she is going to be the worst Pokemon Master.]
I shall trust your judgement on this. [For once.] You've been here long enough to know about them.
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on 2012-06-05 01:37 am (UTC)I don't quite understand it myself, but it's our only option.
...Speaking of meeting up, it will take me over a week to return to New Bark Town, unless I find a faster way to get there. I assume you don't want to wait there that long, of course...
[...he does have a giant owl, but she's still only... up to his chest...
what is up with these Pokemon]
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on 2012-06-10 12:35 pm (UTC)[A faint sigh. This is frustrating at best.]
I will need to find a hotel.
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on 2012-06-10 06:56 pm (UTC)HOW... HOW DOES HE BREAK THIS... OH GOD...]
...Unfortunately... there isn't one in that town, and the next town is three days away.
[...OH GOD...]
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on 2012-06-10 08:10 pm (UTC)[What. What. WHAT?!]
You cannot be serious! Three days away, and not a single place to stay within that time? That cannot be! What am I supposed to do, sleep in a tree?!
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on 2012-06-10 08:36 pm (UTC)Well, I believe you could ask the researcher in New Bark Town if you could stay at his home for a day or so-he seems trustworthy enough. Between cities, though... yes, that's definitely what they expect you to do.
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on 2012-06-10 09:25 pm (UTC)[This can't be happening. It must be a
sanity effectcurse.]Is that what you did, Kayneth? Slept in a tree?
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on 2012-06-10 10:39 pm (UTC)[....pause...]
...no, I did not.
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on 2012-06-15 03:50 pm (UTC)Then what did you- [Wait.]
TOHSAKA?
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on 2012-06-15 07:27 pm (UTC)Audio
on 2012-06-15 07:30 pm (UTC)Is he any good at this... camping business?
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on 2012-06-15 07:48 pm (UTC)kayneth's head]
Certainly not. I wouldn't even consider telling you no, and if he objects then he can just travel by himself.
...He's... improved at it.
[...don't expect tents...]
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on 2012-06-15 07:51 pm (UTC)[Smug smug.]
And you? Have you... 'improved'?
[But what if it rains, Kayneth?]
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on 2012-06-15 08:09 pm (UTC)[you lost me.]
...Of course I have. I've survived here for months.
[...you just... you just lineface...]
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on 2012-06-15 08:54 pm (UTC)That doesn't always mean improvement. But we'll see.
[...Kayneth. Dammit.]
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on 2012-06-15 09:13 pm (UTC)I can most certainly assure you that I have.
[no rats have stolen his food since the first day he was here!!]
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on 2012-06-16 01:48 pm (UTC)It must be interesting. Rarely does one get a chance to confer with the head of the Tohsaka family.
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on 2012-06-16 02:18 pm (UTC)you lineface]
It's certainly been a valuable experience. He's an... interesting person.
[not sure if socially awkward or manipulative genius]
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on 2012-06-16 02:33 pm (UTC)Tell me, Kayneth, is there at least somewhere to bathe out there? A river or lake?
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on 2012-06-16 02:53 pm (UTC)There are a few places like that, yes. Honestly, it could be far worse than it actually is.
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on 2012-06-19 12:08 am (UTC)Hm. I'll take your word for it.
[...oh goddammit this means cold food all the way there, too.]
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on 2012-06-19 01:09 am (UTC)[HE MISSED YOU OKAY JUST... HOW DOES HE FEELINGS]
Audio /kills computer for making me late AGAIN
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