Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hyphenated) wrote2012-06-04 04:38 pm
hyphenated) wrote2012-06-04 04:38 pm
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-OFF OF ME!
[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]
Ugh... What are you?
[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]
Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]
And finally this device-
[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]
-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.
[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]
Someone get this thing off me. Now.
[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]
Ugh... What are you?
[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]
Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]
And finally this device-
[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]
-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.
[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]
Someone get this thing off me. Now.
[okay now audio] 3/3
...Sola-ui?
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...Kayneth. What in the world-? Where are you? ...is Lancer with you?
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on one hand, this place kind of bites and oh god will Sola be camping alone?????
....on the other hand, his delicate schoolboy feelings tho
he will settle on kind of relieved he guesses...]
If you're where I believe you are, I'm several cities away. This is the result of some sort of bizarre form of Second Magic, I believe-but I'm getting ahead of myself.
No, he isn't. I wouldn't be concerned about it, though-our presence here doesn't hurt our chances in the Holy Grail War at all.
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...no, that's ridiculous. But he sounds too normal to mean he was still bound to his bed. What to do? Part of her wants to just sink down to the ground and panic-
-but that damned pink thing is there.]
Is that so? And what brings you to this conclusion?
[Wait, that's irrelevant in at least one point.]
Where can I get transport to your location?
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[oh. uh.
that question...]
...unfortunately, that doesn't keep this place from being a complete nuisance. They expect you to walk from place to place.
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[What.
WHAT.
WHAT?!]
Two months?! With no transportation at all? This is entirely unacceptable! At the very least, I would need far more suitable footwear.
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Have you checked the rucksack you got from that... well, I'm not entirely sure what the nature of that woman is, but she should have included a change of clothes.
[ugh he needs to head back and meet her but it will take ages]
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[She really hopes those shoes are suitable for walking in.]
...either that or she was under some type of spell. Do you have any idea who happens to be behind this?
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[NO HE'S NOT STILL BITTER ABOUT THAT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]
And no, nobody has any idea. There's a rumor going around that if you defeat the eight Gym Leaders and challenge the Elite Four you can go home, so they might be behind it... but no one has been able to confirm that rumor yet. Another theory is that a crime syndicate known as Team Rocket" may be behind it, although I have absolutely no idea how competent they are.
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[Ooooh, now it's on, bro. Her voice rises a few octaves.]
NONE OF IT?!
[It takes her a minute to realize the other part. So then there were twelve opponents that had to be defeated to return home...]
How are we meant to fight them without magic?
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he should have broken that a little more gently
oh god]
...you have to train creatures called Pokemon. I'm assuming you have one.
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[Good work, Kayneth.]
So far, the most magical thing it has managed to do is to do awful things with my ankle!
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[what kinds of awful things
does he need to hurt it]
...In any case, most of them are fairly useful elemental familiars. I can probably ensure that I have something servicable for you by the time we meet up.
[because they're totally going to meet up, there is no question of that]
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[Maybe.
...she is going to be the worst Pokemon Master.]
I shall trust your judgement on this. [For once.] You've been here long enough to know about them.
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I don't quite understand it myself, but it's our only option.
...Speaking of meeting up, it will take me over a week to return to New Bark Town, unless I find a faster way to get there. I assume you don't want to wait there that long, of course...
[...he does have a giant owl, but she's still only... up to his chest...
what is up with these Pokemon]
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[A faint sigh. This is frustrating at best.]
I will need to find a hotel.
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HOW... HOW DOES HE BREAK THIS... OH GOD...]
...Unfortunately... there isn't one in that town, and the next town is three days away.
[...OH GOD...]
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[What. What. WHAT?!]
You cannot be serious! Three days away, and not a single place to stay within that time? That cannot be! What am I supposed to do, sleep in a tree?!
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Well, I believe you could ask the researcher in New Bark Town if you could stay at his home for a day or so-he seems trustworthy enough. Between cities, though... yes, that's definitely what they expect you to do.
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[This can't be happening. It must be a
sanity effectcurse.]Is that what you did, Kayneth? Slept in a tree?
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[....pause...]
...no, I did not.
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Then what did you- [Wait.]
TOHSAKA?
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Is he any good at this... camping business?
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kayneth's head]
Certainly not. I wouldn't even consider telling you no, and if he objects then he can just travel by himself.
...He's... improved at it.
[...don't expect tents...]
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Audio /kills computer for making me late AGAIN
Audio | your computer, man