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-OFF OF ME!

[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]

Ugh... What are you?

[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]

Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]

And finally this device-

[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]

-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.

[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]

Someone get this thing off me. Now.

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My, you're inquisitive. Do you ask all people their business?

Not at all! But you've got a 'business aura', so that was the first thing that popped into my mind.

...hm. I suppose that is a valid assumption.

Now say it with me! "IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!"

[Deadpan:] It's adventure time.

That's the spirit! It needs a little more "oomph" to it, though.

[She'd fold her arms over her chest, but. Pokegear.]

How would you rather I said it?

[YELLING OVER THE VIDEO FEED WHICH SHAKES UP MANY PIDGEYS.]

IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!!

...

[Oh dear god, what the hell is this guy.]

I... do not believe I can be quite so rowdy.

You're just shy! All men have to stick their chest out and proudly yell out statements to the wind!

But I am not a man. Do I look like a man?

That doesn't mean girls can't be manly! I know a few of 'em!

I am most certainly not one of them!

If you work hard enough, you could be!

The question is... why would I want to?

So you can adapt quicker to this place. Tap into your wild side a litle.

There is nothing wild about me.

Everyone has a wild side. Like when you start drinking, you show a side that you never thought you'd show anyone.

I don't drink. Apart from wine, at least. It's far too common a habit. So halt your aspersions.

Can't you get drunk off wine, though?

Possibly, but not when it is being drunk carefully. A little wine with meals is a pleasant thing.

Never tried it! We've got Kawakami Water back home, though.

Water? I do hope you purify it.

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