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-OFF OF ME!

[There is a faint clatter, followed by a sound almost like something was smooching her leg.]

Ugh... What are you?

[As familiars go, this was not one she expected to have to deal with. Even less so considering she had never seen one like it before in her life. And who the devil sent familiars to assault their enemies like this?]

Ah- [Oh hey, that thing turned on. Finally.]

And finally this device-

[Her words sounded almost scornful, although she tried to bite it back. There was no sense in alienating them yet. She couldn't let anyone know she was a Master.]

-decides to work. I almost thought it malfunctioning. Now, if someone would kindly give me an explanation as to why and how this ridiculous charade was set up? Your skills would have been better turned to more functional directions. I hope that you will realize the consequences of your actions soon.

[Her voice tightened, growing a little more ragged for a second. Where was he? Then it calmed, only rising into frustration again when a smooching sound followed.]

Someone get this thing off me. Now.

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Yes? He's perfectly respectable, and there's absolutely no reason to continue the Holy Grail War here given that the necessary magic isn't present. If anything, it's an opportunity, provided there's some way to remember what we learned here upon returning to our original worlds.

Hm. I suppose you two gentlemen won't mind me tagging along, then? I'd rather not get in the way of your budding friendship.

Is he any good at this... camping business?

[the implications

kayneth's head]

Certainly not. I wouldn't even consider telling you no, and if he objects then he can just travel by himself.

...He's... improved at it.

[...don't expect tents...]

Heh. At least you place me higher than him.

[Smug smug.]

And you? Have you... 'improved'?

[But what if it rains, Kayneth?]

Why wouldn't I?

[you lost me.]

...Of course I have. I've survived here for months.

[...you just... you just lineface...]

Oh, no reason. You simply sounded... fond of him.

That doesn't always mean improvement. But we'll see.

[...Kayneth. Dammit.]

We're primarily cooperating because it's convenient. That's all.

I can most certainly assure you that I have.

[no rats have stolen his food since the first day he was here!!]

[But what about the mud?]

It must be interesting. Rarely does one get a chance to confer with the head of the Tohsaka family.

[...again

you lineface]

It's certainly been a valuable experience. He's an... interesting person.

[not sure if socially awkward or manipulative genius]

[Why not both? You're thinking too low again, Kayneth! ...that said, perhaps with someone else around, she might be less bitchy. Good composure is key and all that.]

Tell me, Kayneth, is there at least somewhere to bathe out there? A river or lake?

[...still, let's say a prayer for Tokiomi's sanity]

There are a few places like that, yes. Honestly, it could be far worse than it actually is.

[Dear lord, let Tokiomi's sanity be spared the suffering of having to deal with two thirds of team NTR. Amen.]

Hm. I'll take your word for it.

[...oh goddammit this means cold food all the way there, too.]

...Anyway, like I said, I'll try and meet up with you as soon as possible. Please, do your best to take care of yourself.

[HE MISSED YOU OKAY JUST... HOW DOES HE FEELINGS]

[That sounds like he's expecting her to get into trouble. How bad can it be? ~~Two steps outside the village and she gets attacked by a wild ratatta.~~]

As if I would ever not. I will see you soon, Kayneth.

[HE JUST WORRIES, OKAY...!]

I look forward to it.

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